Monday, 24 August 2015

Joke Of The Day! Bus Conductor Vs Passenger

This was from a twitter user.
Read below:

I was sitting in the back row, waiting for the last passenger to arrive and suddenly, I heard a heated argument between the conductor and the supposed passenger. The lady was objecting to the conductor sitting beside her as the actual number of passengers per row is supposed to be four, but unknown to her, the conductor has to sit on that row with the already seated four passengers.

The conductor told her calmly, “Madam, na five dey sit down here”. On hearing this, she flared up, “What do you mean? Do you think we are sardines, what kind of inhumane act is that?

In a bid to respond to her ‘Big English’, the conductor responded, “Madam, conductor is sit down here!”

Immediately he said this, someone at the front seat shouted, ‘Jisox!’  The passengers erupted in laughter; she clearly got what she wanted.

That wasn’t all o, the conductor got angry so decided to create a room for himself, he pulled his frame upright locking his fingers on the bus’ roof only to reveal a hairy black disgusting armpit. I couldn’t take. I almost fainted, Lol.

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see more pics below.

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